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Corny Wedding Jokes

November 18th, 2008 by World Wide Ed

If you've suffered through as many drunken uncle wedding jokes as I have, you've probably heard this one before. In fact, if you're anything like me, you've probably rolled your eyes and finished all of uncle-bruddah's sentences for him as soon as they started to deliver the joke. If you're not up to speed on wedding jokes, please enjoy this one from the rest of us... ;)

In marriage, there are three rings: 1) The Engagement Ring, 2) The Wedding Ring, and... 3) SuffeRING! [insert charity laughter here]

What other corny jokes (or happenings in general) at weddings make your eyes roll. I don't think we've made any of these mistakes in planning our day's events, but you never know. Any last minute tips can't hurt right? :)

Hope errone's week is going good so far!

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6 Responses to “Corny Wedding Jokes”

  1. Coconut Willy:
    November 18th, 2008 at 11:43 am

    I think it's more the emcee you gotta worry about telling the bad jokes. I mean nobody checks on these guys right? The emcee sets the tone of the event and nothing is more painful than a boring or unorganized emcee.

    Uh-oh, now you getting worried huh Ed?


  2. ZX6R:
    November 18th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    This is still my favorite from your Sept 18th post:

    A little boy asked his father,

    “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”

    Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

    think about it, Ed....j/k


  3. HNL2LAS:
    November 18th, 2008 at 6:02 pm

    I can't think of any wedding jokes sorry!!! I'm sure there are many...and maybe you will hear them all at your wedding Ed!


  4. frankie:
    November 19th, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    Hahaha! I heard that suffering one before, but it was during a church sermon. @_@ Good luck!


  5. Andi:
    November 20th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    Wow, that IS pretty corny O_O; I haven't heard any jokes at weddings... yet. But, I hope your wedding is not as bad as some people make it sound, good luck!


  6. World Wide Ed:
    December 8th, 2008 at 12:11 am

    * Coconut Willy:
    I think it’s more the emcee you gotta worry about telling the bad jokes. I mean nobody checks on these guys right? The emcee sets the tone of the event and nothing is more painful than a boring or unorganized emcee.

    Haha, luckily my co-emcees were good C Dubbs. One was the sis (naturally) and the other was an old classmate and roommate: Bruddah Bryan, also a DJ on KCCN FM100. If anyone wants to book him, hit him up at his Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/bruddahbryan1

    * ZX6R:
    This is still my favorite from your Sept 18th post:

    A little boy asked his father,

    “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”

    Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

    think about it, Ed….j/k

    Ho, no scare me ZX6R! :P

    * HNL2LAS:
    I can’t think of any wedding jokes sorry!!! I’m sure there are many…and maybe you will hear them all at your wedding Ed!

    There were definitely a lot of funny times HNL2LAS. The banzai battle was hilarious too!

    * frankie:
    Hahaha! I heard that suffering one before, but it was during a church sermon. @_@ Good luck!

    Mahaloz frankie!

    * Andi:
    Wow, that IS pretty corny O_O; I haven’t heard any jokes at weddings… yet. But, I hope your wedding is not as bad as some people make it sound, good luck!

    Thanks Andi!