FREE Movie Pass Giveaway: You Don’t Mess With the Zohan
May 22nd, 2008 by World Wide EdOk gang, I’ve got FREE (Advance Screening) Movie Pass Giveaway #2 for ya’ll featuring the Adam Sandler flick You Don’t Mess With the Zohan. Earlier this month, JMAW enjoyed himself at the advance screening of Speed Racer. We’ll try to get another lucky winner for this amusing looking movie.
Since Zohan is such an odd name, how about posting your favorite weird name below? The best one wins the pass (good for two)! (Yeah, I changed it from posting a joke cause I thought that might be too hard. 
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Da Details:
WHO: You and a homey
WHAT: FREE Advance Screening Movie Pass (good for two) to You Don’t Mess With the Zohan
WHEN: Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 7:30PM (opens to the public on June 6)
WHERE: Dole Cannery Theatres 18 - 735-B Iwilei Road, Honolulu
WHY: Cause you read my blog brah!
Ed’s Easy Rules:
- I will pick da lucky buggah by next week Thursday (05/29).
- Once the winner is selected, I’ll contact you via email so we can coordinate a time and place to give you the pass, OR, if it’s easier, I can leave it here (at Oceanic) for you to pick up (during normal business hours).
- Please be sure you are actually able to attend (or know someone who can) because I’d hate to pick the winner, only to find out that you can’t make it.
- Acceptance of the pass means you will not hold me or Oceanic Time Warner Cable liable for anything whatsoever.
The Official Rules (fine print on the pass itself):
- Please arrive early as seating is limited and on a first-come, first served basis. This pass does not guarantee admission, is non-transferable and is not redeemable for cash. Screening is overbooked to ensure capacity. This pass is the property of Columbia Pictures who reserves the right to admit or refuse access to the theater at the discretion of an authorized representative. No one will be admitted after the screening begins.
- Please be advised that all bags and/or purses are subject to search. Absolutely no cameras or recording devices of any kind will be allowed in the theater. Theater will be subject to security surveillance.
About the Movie:
In You Don’t Mess With the Zohan, a comedy from screenwriters Adam Sandler, Robert Smigel (Triumph the Insult Comic Dog), and Judd Apatow (Knocked Up), Sandler stars as Zohan, an Israeli commando who fakes his own death in order to pursue his dream: becoming a hairstylist in New York. Dennis Dugan directs. Stars Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Nick Swardson, Lainie Kazan, and Rob Schneider
- Official You Don’t Mess With the Zohan movie web site
- You Don’t Mess With the Zohan Trailers
- You Don’t Mess With the Zohan movie info from the IMDB
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Tags: Adam Sandler, Dennis Dugan, Emmanuelle Chriqui, John Turturro, Lainie Kazan, Nick Swardson, Rob Schneider, You Don't Mess With the Zohan
May 22nd, 2008 at 6:52 am
Joke entry:
Q: What do you call a bumblebee that just flew into a Korean BBQ grill?
A: A Kal-Bee.
Yeah, I know, bad joke. But at least I came up with that one myself? I’m still in NorCal, so no soup for me!
May 22nd, 2008 at 8:50 am
here’s one of my faves…..enjoy!!
The Lie Detector
John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.
One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was just about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
‘Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?’, they asked.
‘Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project’ said Tommy.
The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
‘Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school.’
‘We went to Bobby’s house and watched a movie.’
‘What did you watch?’ asked Marsha.
‘The Ten Commandments.’ answered Tommy.
The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair.
With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, ‘I am sorry I lied.
We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.’
‘I’m ashamed of you son,’ said John. ‘When I was your age, I NEVER lied to my parents.’
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a roundhouse right that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. ‘Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can’t be too mad with Tommy. After all, he IS your son!’
The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her three times!!
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:17 am
Heh. Must be a clean joke, right? Or, if not, can be a non-clean joke BUT without swearing?
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:10 pm
* frankie: Not bad, not bad…
* Miss Pris: Hehe, poor Marsha.
* Chicken Grease: Yeah, let’s keep it clean, but I actually just changed the post from a joke to a funny name (see above). Sorry, I figgah it’s easier to think of a funny name than a joke…
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:47 pm
No lie, you changed it from a joke to a funny name because no one can beat my kal-bee joke!
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Buck Naked
Do I win?
Do I get an extra Oceanic Time Warner Cable box?
(Product placement Ed…remember…product placement)
If I do win…you know where to find me!
May 23rd, 2008 at 2:50 pm
How high are gas prices now?
So high that when I bought my new car, my personal budgetary projections forced me to go with my extremely low-budget security system option, a $3.00 ‘Sons of Samoa’ bumper sticker.
So high that when I was pondering a funeral/burial plan when I die, I figure no goin get money … no funeral, just toss the ashes in the water and fo’ memorialize me, my kids goin put one of those custom decals on their rear window ‘In memory of KPD, honorable father, 1967-20XX’.
May 24th, 2008 at 11:46 am
* frankie:
* Dave Vinton: You’re in the running DV(R). Then again, if I give it to you, the peeps are gonna say “JOOSE!”
* KPD: 20XX! LOL!
May 28th, 2008 at 10:13 am
Since you changed the contest. Is ‘Buck Naked’ a real name, or just the name that George Constanza fancied if he was a porn star? Anyhow, back in the 70’s, there was a national fried chicken commerical (some on the info superhighway say its ‘Shake-n-Bake’ - I can’t remember) with an old women giving a testimontial, her name: Toppie Smellie. You can google her name. I am old enough to remember seeing this commercial with this distinctively name person, as I was in elementary school at the time.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
There was a guy that went to the same school as me, Roosevelt High School, and his name was Eric Shin. No kidding! Poor guy, if his parents only knew what he must’ve went through.
May 28th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
* All: A winner has been chosen. Check out http://worldwideed.honadvblogs.com/2008/05/29/you-dont-mess-with-the-zohan-movie-pass-winner/ for the official announcement. Thanks to all for participating!
July 1st, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Adam Sandler is classic in his own way, though he tends to do his best work when he stays casual, not trying too hard to be funny or deep, etc.